Got Blood's A Rover in the mail yesterday.
It starts out:
"You carry the seed of belief in you already. You recall the time this narrative captures and sense of conspiracy. I am here to tell you that it is all true and not at all what you think.
You will read with some reluctance and capitulate in the end. The following pages will force you to succumb.
I am going to tell you everything."
Man, I'm going to love this thing.