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Sorry to hear about your student.

See, this is what happens when you allow teachers to push their radical "science" agenda on school children.

That is horrible. God bless the survivors.

Some dude in Ohio claims he wants to build a "rape tunnel" as a performance art piece. Really. http://gawker.com/5369615/enter-the-rape-tunnel-for-art He says: ""I've constructed a 22 ft tunnel out of plywood that leads into the project room. There is no way in or out of the project room except for this tunnel. As you travel through the tunnel, it gets smaller and smaller, making it so that you have to crawl and put yourself in a submissive position in order to reach the tunnel's destination. At the end of the tunnel the subject will find me waiting in the project room and I'll try to the best of my ability to overpower and rape the person who crawls through. "I want to make it clear that I plan to make the experience as unpleasant as I possibly can to anyone who dares to crawl through the tunnel. I will try to the best of my ability to make them regret their decision." WTF? If a girl or guy goes in there, he or or she is consenting, right? So the rape can't happen? Or can it? What if he or she changes her mind halfway through the tunnel? Is it rape then? I'm going to assume this is a weird art hoax - but for the sake of argument let's assume it's not. What are the ethical moral questions this poses to you? What are the answers? Also, would it be fair to do a simultaneous art piece where someone stands at the entrance to the tunnel and hands out pepper spray and knives to the people who are about to go in?

Some people will die from any flu. But this one is considerably less severe than most seasonal flues and the vaccine may actually make you sicker than the flu itself.

Pigs seem to like it.

If he appointed Glenn Beck, Beck would shut up.

The only good thing that came out of redneck florida was Tom Petty.

Bikes are awesome. The only type of exercise I really enjoy.

I don't think that overall he is a pedophile. I think that he may have tendencies in that direction that can come out under certain stressful conditions. My feeling, he was temporarily nuts when this assault occured. As to grabbing him, I do think there should be some time limit on the cops for grabbing you, particularly if there is no evidence of any other crime in the interim.

My understanding is that most men, around the world, who want to have sex with transexuals consider themselves straight. There's some logic to this, in that they are not attracted to the male form. It's the female form that turns them on. Yes, they want that female form to include a cock, but if that cock was attached to a male looking body it would break their attraction.

I think the court needs more diversity. Seriously, being a lawyer is nice and all, but if it's all lawyers that really limits them. I think adding someone like Michael Jordan who could bring a good jump shot or Jenna Bush who could teach them how to do Jager shots would balance things out.

The Swiss appeals process can take months and if he makes bail it's not that hard to get over the border.

I just finished The Glass Key by Dashall Hammet - very old school, but very good.

Madrid.

Anyone else think the Justice Department should have better things to do with their time than negotiate with the Swiss over a 31 year old bail skipping warrant on Roman Polanski? What could this possibly accomplish other than making the victim's life a living hell once more? It would be like them trying to enforce my ex-wife's alimony payments on me when I haven't been in the United States in more than nine years!

I once had a lover who would regularly write dirty letters to Manson and Bundy.

It does go to show that the music industry has no clue what it's doing. If it's easier for people to get stuff for free than to pay for it, that's what they'll do.

The after drinking part explains so much of the universe. I hope to one day convert all people to worship of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

1. Spam 2. Scrapple 3. Bologna 4. Chicken breast 5. Roast beef 6. Pork chop 7. NY Strip Steak 8. Lobster 9. Caviar

I think that the swine flu and the avian flu should mate so that finally pigs can fly.

I keep myself healthy by making my own choices in life and not accepting society's given path. By doing exactly what I want, when I want, I keep away the stress that normal people deal with on a day to day basis. I also pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Arthur Guinness and Phillip Morris on a daily basis.

Agnostics in America argue that if Intelligent Design is going to be taught in the schools alongside evolution that they think the possibility that the world was created by a giant bowl of spaghetti should also be taught. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

Our votes are making the Romans proud.

But now that it's obvious that the flu is really minor that should become the story, not all this fear mongering claptrap.