That reminds me of the little boy who went to visit his grandma for the weekend. At bedtime, he hopped into bed. His grandma said, "you get out of that bed and kneel down and say your prayers." He knelt down, but said, "Grandma, I don't know any prayers." She said, "Just say what your hear your parents say." He said, "Om my God, I'm cumming. Jesus Christ, wait for me."