lvdkeyes

We were in Florida's Lion Country Safari many years ago. It's a park where you drive through and all the animals are free to roam as that wish. We came upon a herd of elephants on a small hill beside the road. We stopped the car and a friend rolled his window down about 3 inches. A baby elephant came to the car and was running his trunk along the open window. My friend was playing with it with his finger, saying, "Here, elephant elephant." The papa came down the hill and put his tusks against the front wheel of the car and gave a gentle, but firm push. The car rocked and scared the hell out of us all. Papa took the baby and went back up the hill. I have no doubt that the huge papa could have easily flipped us over. Luckily, he just gave us a warning, "Don't fuck with my kid."

Credit card spending is a good idea only if you pay off the balance every month, otherwise it is financial disaster waiting to happen.

There are many different reasons for C-Sections, not only baby size.

Sure, save the money you would have spent on plastic surgery and give it to the Thai ladies who tell you that you are handsome. That will make them happy.

That's why they did a C-Section.

"Yes, I remember it well."

Lagos is not in the running.

Love is the Answer In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning Gentle Rain If You Go Away Spring Can Really Hang You Up the Most Make Someone Happy Where Do You Start A Time for Love Here's That Rainy Day Love Dance Smoke Gets in Your Eyes Some Other Time You Must Believe in Spring These are some of the songs on the new CD. She has sung so many songs over the years, there must be some of them you like.

Barbra Streisand's new CD, LOVE IS THE ANSWER, is out. I just downloaded it and whether you love her or hate her, you must admit she is a phenomenal talent. She is fast approaching 68 years old and her voice is still clear and strong.

Some movies are better on the big screen. He! He! Maybe that's why I bought a 52" TV.

Why would you advocate "one of the most dangerous cities on earth" to host the Olympics?

I couldn't agree more. Songkran has gotten way out of hand. I leave Thailand during Songkran every year.

It is not statutory rape when the victim is drugged and raped while she is saying "no". Statutory rape is sex with a consenting, but underage person.

I couldn't agree more. The reprobate needs to get his comeuppance. The fact that they have not pursued this issue for 30 years is reprehensible.

Nude leapfrog would be fun.

I am really enjoying this site. Thank you for starting it.

Unless you want to risk harsh punishment and deportation with refusal to ever return to Thailand, I would suggest not working without a permit.

I think Chicago would be a good choice.

We get western movies here. They have Thai subtitles. Some movies that I want to see don't come here for some reason. I want to see Julie & Julia, for one, but it hasn't come to Thailand. They have Thai subtitles. Most Thai movies also have English subtitles.

I am sure Bush doesn't know a pawn from a rook.

All you have to do is to observe the motorbikes and you will see them going the wrong way, driving on the sidewalk (pavement for Brits), weaving in and out of traffic, jumping the lights, ignoring the lights and passing on the left side. I know there are other violations; what did I miss?

See you at the races on Saturday.

Yes, I remember walking 3 miles to school everyday.

Thais have many different smiles meaning very different things. The subtlety is not easy to detect. Never step over another person. If you accidentally kick or step on someone's toes, immediately apologize profusely. If you really want to get a good ass kicking, intentionally kick someone. The younger person or the person of lower stature does the wai first. Believe it or not, the King would wai first to a monk.

It is also the complete disregard for traffic laws.