smoker Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 "I don't need to fight to prove I'm right. I don't need to be forgiven." Best line is rock ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eleothegreat Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 I have this question - most of the nuns I've come accross with, especially the nuns running the school were I studied in my elementary years - were more evil than the common men. They're supposed to be nuns!! Have you noticed that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvdkeyes Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 It may be caused by sexual frustration. No nookie can make you get testy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wino Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 On 10/14/2009 at 4:56 PM, 'lvdkeyes said: It may be caused by sexual frustration. No nookie can make you get testy.Why then, aren't priest mean? Are they getting some nookie on the side? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WannaGo Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 On 10/14/2009 at 6:17 PM, 'Wino said: Why then, aren't priest mean? Are they getting some nookie on the side?Sure they are...from all the altar boys. Just watch the news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wino Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 On 10/14/2009 at 7:21 PM, 'WannaGo said: Sure they are...from all the altar boys. Just watch the news.Jesus, Mary and Joeseph!!!! Pedo priests? What is this world coming to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvdkeyes Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Even monks are getting it on the side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wino Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 On 10/15/2009 at 1:21 AM, 'lvdkeyes said: Even monks are getting it on the side.Monks are getting it, but how about monkeys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvdkeyes Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 You would know that better than I. he he he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wino Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 On 10/15/2009 at 11:18 AM, 'lvdkeyes said: You would know that better than I. he he heSorry, This little monkey is not getting any nookie on the side. Perhaps, cousin Bob is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvdkeyes Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Do you think he will tell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wino Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 On 10/15/2009 at 1:51 PM, 'lvdkeyes said: Do you think he will tell?I may be mistaken, but I don't think Bob is the type to "kiss and tell." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eleothegreat Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 On 10/14/2009 at 4:56 PM, 'lvdkeyes said: It may be caused by sexual frustration. No nookie can make you get testy. i suppose all of us can attest to that. hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WannaGo Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 On 10/16/2009 at 5:21 PM, 'eleothegreat said: i suppose all of us can attest to that. hahahaPreach it, brother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 On 10/15/2009 at 11:36 AM, 'Wino said: Sorry, This little monkey is not getting any nookie on the side. Perhaps, cousin Bob is? Frankly, guys, I try to stay away from cousins and anybody that'd look like me! (Stealing one of Dangerfield's lines: I was so ugly as a child they had to tie a pork chop to my face to get the dog to play with me!) By the way, who's Nookie? And is he/she available? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wino Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 On 10/20/2009 at 8:28 AM, 'Bob said: By the way, who's Nookie? And is he/she available? Isn't Noookie lvdkeyes' cousin? If you listen to the town gossip, she is always available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvdkeyes Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Don't start about me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wino Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 On 10/20/2009 at 3:19 PM, 'lvdkeyes said: Don't start about me. It's a joke. Sorry, didn't know you were so sensitive about little nookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvdkeyes Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Not sensitive at all; two can joke, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wino Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Speaking of a joke.....no not George Bush. How do ducks get high? Quack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finebyme Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 There you have it. Bob is not the kiss and tell kind of guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 On 11/4/2009 at 7:11 AM, 'finebyme said: There you have it. Bob is not the kiss and tell kind of guy. Huh? (adding to that the sound of something whooshing by my head). It's been so long I forgot who/what I was supposed to kiss. Was it Nookie? And is "Nookie" a person or an activity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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